No foolin’. Selections from Colorado Review doesn’t pull pranks or play practical jokes. We’re not going to jerk you around by flushing the toilet when you’re in the shower or pretending we got engaged last weekend to that guy you don’t like. We’re here to bring you great poetry and prose from Colorado Review, and that’s exactly what we’re going to do. Our March podcast features John Gallaher reading his poem “Where They Feed Their Children to Kings” from the Fall 2011 issue, and you can listen to it right here, right now, nearly a full week before April Fool’s Day when your home or office will go all cattywompus with crazy antics and you’ll be forced to question the legitimacy of everything you know. Don’t worry about us; Selections from Colorado Review is always legit.